THE FUNNY FARM FAMILY: Inmate Stephen

10 things you should know about our family

20 kids call me 'mom' i only rememember giving birth to five of them
Im from England and no, i dont know the beatles or the queen
Once when my mother in law came i hid the laundry in the garage and the dishes in the oven ;)
I may have been known to take my kids on a spontaneous trip to lake powell at 9 oclock at night, too bad i didnt really know where i was going but we had a blast and we got to watch the sunrise over the lake!
i have awesome kids,they may do really really dumb things that one day im told ill laugh about but theyre awesome
Sometimes i feed my kids cereal for dinner (HEY! it says right on the bag "fortified with vitamins"!!!
Im not allowed to have hair clippers or sharp scissors, sheeeeeeeesh one bald spot and you're banned for life!
The kitchen hates me,no really,the stove and the pots conspire to burn everything i touch
Our pets are neurotic and suffer from various mental disorders
since our house is full of teens and tweens our grocery budget rivals the national debt